When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and forget they don't speak the same language as you.
- Me: omfg send help I'm dying
- Them: what?!
- Me: i can't even omg
- Them: you can't even what?
- Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
- Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
- Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
- Them: .....what is that
- Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
- Them: ....riIiiiight
- Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
- Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
- Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
- Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
- Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
- Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
- Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
- Them: .....
- Me: literally dead omfg
- Them:
- Me: SOBBING
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
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oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
(via hamins)
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- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
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